Where Are The Parents

How is it that parents come in with their little kids but then they forget who they belong to?  They run around and cause havoc and the parents never seem to notice.  They put their stinky little fingers all over the glass doors, pull books off the shelves, slobbers on the stuffed animals.  While Mom or Dad never  even seems to notice.  If only I could just hand them a bottle of Windex and say, 'GO AT IT!!!!!!'

 Sincerely

The Stoic Librarian