"I Love This Place", You Say

When you come into this fine establishment with your comments about how beautiful it is and how lucky we are to have added it to this community, I know now that some of you  "speak with fork tongue" (as the Indians would say).  Now I say this because I check the computer area after you leave and  trash is left on the computers and the floor.  I go outside after you've gone and find trash there. Oh, it's yours alright, because it's usually the ticket I print out for you.  (Your names are on it!)  We have provided trash cans all over the place for your convenience but somehow, after you've had your way with us "I Love This Place" is just a lot of ........


Sincerely,

The Fun Crafter