I Read Minds At The Library

Oh, if only I could read minds.  Patrons think I can or expect me too anyway.  They come to the front desk and just stand there so I look at them and say "may I help you."  Still they just look at me. It really ticks me off.  Finally they will say "I want a computer."  Now do they expect me to just give them one or do they want to use one of our public computers.  Beats me but I take a chance and check them out a computer.  Never please or thank you crosses their lips.  I really don't get paid enough for this job.  Wish I could teach a manners class but I'm sure no one would sign up to come.  Besides I'd never get paid extra to teach it.  Thank goodness I love my jobs and the books!!!!!

The Stoic Librarian