Yesterday I'm sitting here at my desk trying to stay awake {or actually trying to take a nap without anyone knowing) and in walks this guy. Now I didn't notice him but boy could I smell him. I thought I would look up and see a pile of raw fish as high as the desk. No doubt about what he had been doing before coming to the library. Now the burning question was how long could I hold my breath before passing out or would I just throw up. I'm happy to report I can hold my breath much longer then I ever dreamed possible. Please think about what you do before coming to the library. After all you really don't want us to pass out from holding your breath much less can you see me explaining why I was throwing up.
Sincerely,
The Stoic Librarian
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